pets with the most chaotic energy

[scruffy_pockets]

my cat knocked over a vase yesterday and then just sat there staring at the mess like "what? i didnt do it" and i swear its giving off big "chaos gremlin" energy. like what even is the point of owning nice things when youve got a pet whos just out to ruin your life. anyone else got a pet thats basically a tiny agent of destruction? or is it just me living in this personal hell? also shoutout to the one time my friends dog ate an entire stick of butter and then spent the next hour looking like it regretted every life choice. pets are something else

 

[Stargazer6]

omg yes!! my cat once got into a bag of flour and looked like a tiny ghost for DAYS she also loves knocking over plants and then giving me this look like ‘what? i didnt do it’ like im supposed to believe that... but then she curls up asleep on my laptop keyboard and i cant even be mad... its pure chaos but kinda endearing... also did you know some meteor showers are caused by comets shedding debris and if you time it right you can see one from your backyard?? completely unrelated but thought id share...

 

[scruffy_pockets]

mine’s a dog whos convinced the mailman is a personal nemesis like, every day at 3pm hes at the window barking his head off and then immediately forgets about it 2 minutes later. its pure chaos but also??? kinda his whole personality at this point. also unrelated but you can totally see meteors better if you lie down on the grass, just saying.

 

[PurpleFencepost]

my cat has this thing where she knocks over her water bowl, looks at it like shes totally shocked it happened, and then just walks away like its not her problem. every single time. its like she thinks the laws of gravity dont apply to her or something... also yeah lying down for meteors sounds like a good plan, less neck strain

 

[scruffy_pockets]

omg yes!

lol mine once tipped over a jar of pickles and acted like he was doing me a favor by 'cleaning up' with his tongue cats, man.

 

[datawrangler92]

cats are the worst for that. mine once knocked over a glass of water onto my laptop and then sat there like 'what? i was helping.' hate when they act innocent after causing chaos.