songs where youve been singing the wrong lyrics for years and refuse to fix it now

found out last week that its "hold me closer tiny dancer" and not "hold me closer tony danza." i knew that one already, everyone does. but then my sister heard me in the car and told me i've also been singing "the girl with colitis goes by" in lucy in the sky with diamonds since roughly 2004. its "kaleidoscope eyes." which. ok fine, i guess that makes more sense

i'm not switching though. my version has a character arc. shes going through something and she still showed up to the song

also for about a decade i thought creedence was singing "theres a bathroom on the right" and i genu

the colitis girl deserves better than being written out now, keep her in. mine is "theres a bathroom on the right" in bad moon rising i know its "theres a bad moon on the rise" but mine is more useful and frankly its more reliable than our city council, who voted to close the park restrooms "for maintenance" in march and still havent opened them...