Which planet would you actually want to visit?

ok so i was supposed to be fixing my telescope mount but i got distracted again... anyway!! fun fact: Uranus is tipped about 98 degrees on its side, so it basically rolls around the sun!! that's why i'm pulling for it lol. Pretend travel time and not dying aren't a problem. Where are you going?? vote and tell me why below i'll probably forget i made this poll and find it again in three days!!

mars, and its not even close. i

venus but only the cloud tops. around 50km up the pressure and temp are pretty close to earth's, and if you float down there you'd have the most earthlike conditions anywhere in the solar system besides earth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_of_Venus

also uranus tilt is about 98 degrees so yeah the rolling thing checks out rare for a poll to get its facts right

mars, and its not even close

lol your post got cut off right at the "i"... the suspense!! mars is a solid pick though, olympus mons is nearly 3x as tall as everest and that never stops blowing my mind still gonna argue for saturn's moon enceladus tho, it literally shoots water geysers into space!!

mars, and its not even close. i

"and its not even close. i" ...you what?? dont leave us hanging like that

anyway venus gets slept on. sure its hot enough to melt lead and the rain is acid, but the sunsets are probably killer and nobody's gonna be selling overpriced condos there

lol the venus condo thing got me... although I don't think you'd see much of a sunset under all those clouds, it's probably just orange haze all day long my grandson Tyler did a whole science project on Saturn last spring and now he's convinced the rings are made of ice cubes, which I guess they kind of are!! I'd pick Saturn just to see them... no landing there though, it's all gas, so I'd be happy floating by and looking out the window beats watching people leave their Publix carts in the handicap spot anyway just my two cents!!

lol the publix cart people deserve their own planet tbh, somewhere cold and far away. neptune works

i'd go to uranus and yes i know. my 7th grade science teacher made us all say "your-uh-nus" and i still got detention for laughing. lowkey but it spins on its side and has 42 year seasons, so you'd get two decades of straight night. tbh nobody can text you "u up?" when the answer is always technically yes

lol the "u up" thing... 42 years of dark sounds rough though, I get cranky when the sun sets at 6:30 in November!! and the herons at our pond wouldn't know when to go fishing... I'd stick with Mars, at least you can stand on it and nobody's leaving their carts all over the parking lot... Just my two cents!!

the 42 years of dark is only at the poles tbh, near the equator you'd still get a normal-ish day night cycle, it just runs about 17 hours. mars wins on that anyway, a sol is 24h 39m so the herons would barely notice https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timekeeping_on_Mars

you can stand on it, sure just dont touch the d

the 42 years of dark is only at the poles tbh, near the equator you'd still get a normal-ish day night cycle, it just runs about 17 hours. mars wins on that anyway, a sol is 24h 39m so the herons would barely notice https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timekeeping_on_Mars

you can stand on it, s...

well I'm glad *someone* is thinking about the herons!! the two at our retention pond already get grumpy when the sprinklers come on early so I don't think they'd put up with a 17 hour day... Mars it is, an extra 39 minutes a day sounds lovely to me, Tyler would just use it for more video games though lol. Just my two cents!!