my coworkers smartwatch congratulated him during a funeral...

So we're at a service yesterday for a guy from accounting, very quiet room, pastor halfway through the eulogy honestly and Dennis's wrist lights up and buzzes, loud enough that three rows turn around, with "Great job! You've hit your stand goal for today." He had stood up for the hymn. The watch was proud of him... He then spent about forty seconds trying to swipe it away, and that set off a second buzz asking if he wanted to start a workout. N