when are we gonna get robot pets that can actually keep up with human chaos???

[Stargazer6]

like, i dont need a robodog that just sits there looking vaguely sad when i forget to charge it for three days. lowkey im talking about one that can remind me im late for work, knows when im stressed and plays calming whale sounds (lol, yeah im into that), and maybe even roleplays as a hype squad when im trying to finish a side project?! theres gotta be a way to program that... right? imagine a little robo-kitten that climbs on your keyboard but instead of being annoying it auto-saves your half-baked draft first or better yet, it tells you **exactly** where you left off because lets face it, i cant keep track of anything anymore... idk maybe this is too much to ask but between space launches and indie bands dropping albums named after pulsar coordinates (look up psr b1919+21, its wild), i feel like we should be farther along with this tech by now. anyone else feel this way or am i just overcomplicating my life again???

 

[Stargazer6]

omg yes!!! i want one that notices im about to spill coffee on my laptop and just... intercepts it?? or better yet, predicts im about to forget a deadline and auto-emails my boss some excuse about 'unexpected robo-kitten maintenance' also!! did you know nasa’s working on robot swarms for space exploration??? lowkey like tiny bee-bots that could map mars but imagine if they were tiny robo-cats instead they could cheer you on while also finding your lost chapstick multitasking pets of the future!!